Catholicism Aficionado Prints

Papal Bull.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Trappist Monk Discord

Nun Fight.

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"I guess ten is enough."

Detected.

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

At home with the Pope.

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

Some catholic like it hot

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'No, they're not the same rules they read before a boxing match.'

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues

Thomas Wolsey

Abimélech

Sweater Vestment.

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'

"How'd you manage to get so many tickets?"

Dog Confession