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Papal Bull.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Trappist Monk Discord

Nun Fight.

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

They're missing a few commandments.

"I guess ten is enough."

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Detected.

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

At home with the Pope.

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

Some catholic like it hot

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues

Abimélech

Sweater Vestment.

Thomas Wolsey

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'

'Are You sure I should give them all ten at once?'