Christianity Aficionado Prints

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Nun Fight.

Moses as a child.

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

"I guess ten is enough."

Thomas Dorsey.

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

The Second-to-last Supper.

'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'No, they're not the same rules they read before a boxing match.'

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

Plagues

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

Abimélech

Sweater Vestment.

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'