Worship Aficionado Prints

"Before we submit this internal control compliance report, let us seek the blessing of the great sun god Ra upon its findings."

Sitting in a tree

Nun Fight.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"...until death do you a favor."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Valentine Day

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Love Birds love just being together

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

You just keep giving.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

A small heart within a big heart.

Love Potion

They're missing a few commandments.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'