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"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

"An everything Martini, please."

Tiny Visions

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Nun Fight.

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

The Angel's Share

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

"I guess ten is enough."

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues

Sweater Vestment.

Abimélech