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"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Tiny Visions

Nun Fight.

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

The Angel's Share

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

"I guess ten is enough."

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'

Plagues

Sweater Vestment.

Abimélech

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'