Worship Aficionado T-Shirts

"Before we submit this internal control compliance report, let us seek the blessing of the great sun god Ra upon its findings."

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"...until death do you a favor."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Nun Fight.

Valentine Day

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

The Suite Hereafter

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Love Birds love just being together

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"You run into a window, too?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Pope Benedict 16th.

You just keep giving.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Jenga!!!

They're missing a few commandments.

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

Love Potion

A small heart within a big heart.