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Thomas Dorsey.

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

Anna Calvi

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Nun Fight.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Eric Clapton.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Elevator Music

Moses as a child.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Violin Practise

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Glyndebourne

Ray Davies

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'