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'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Nun Fight.

Moses as a child.

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

They're missing a few commandments.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

"I guess ten is enough."

Thomas Dorsey.

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

The Second-to-last Supper.

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'

Sweater Vestment.

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

Abimélech

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'