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"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

"... and we put a book in every hotel room."

An Uncle and His Niece.

John Bunyan

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

'Look on the bright side, Noah - the rain's holding down the stench.'

Dante's Inferno

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

Constantine the Great

"These presents, are they for his birthday or for Christmas?"

"I'll definitely need a surgical mask for this one."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Priest

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

The First Printed Bible

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Meet the Author

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

God is for life not just for Christmas.