Biblical Aficionado Prints

'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

'Planning permission was no problem but I'm having a hell of a job getting insurance for it!'

"Meet The Author"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Stephen Spender.

Nun Fight.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Gunter Grass

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Noel Coward.

Ten Commandments

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

My Literary Influences

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Ironing Punctuation

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Moses as a child.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...