Biblical Stories Aficionado Prints

Dinosaurs miss Noah's Ark.

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Moses as a child.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

So … how did you two meet?

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."