Biblical Studies Aficionado Prints

"Forget it! There's nothing about the right to bear arms."

The Tree of Knowledge Updated

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I've got writer's block."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Ten Commandments

The First Printed Bible

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.