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The Fall From Grace

"For crying out loud, can't some of you sit on the other side?"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'Oh, we like the manna okay -- it's just that we're a little tired of ethnic food.'

'Now they're not set in stone...'

"Yeah, I know what the Bible says about drunkenness, I also know what it says about gluttony..."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Moses as a child.

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Meet the Author

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"