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The Fall From Grace

"For crying out loud, can't some of you sit on the other side?"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'Oh, we like the manna okay -- it's just that we're a little tired of ethnic food.'

'Now they're not set in stone...'

"Yeah, I know what the Bible says about drunkenness, I also know what it says about gluttony..."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Ten Commandments

Moses as a child.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Meet the Author

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle