Bibleenthusiast Prints

'Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Ten Commandments

Moses as a child.

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Noah's ark, many lions

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Meet the Author

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'