Bibleenthusiast Gifts

'Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Little Known Moments In History

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

Noah's ark, many lions

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Moses as a child.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the Author

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'