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'They say they are a pair of bureaucrats who are just as important to the planet as any other life form.'

'Hello? Is this Tech Support? I think my tablets might be broken. . .'

Holy Bible - Author Signing Today

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

Noah's Ark

"You're not even wearing underpants!"

On hot days Jesus said to his disciples...

"Sorry Paul. The firewood must have been aspen."

"Spoiler alert in the Galilee precinct, boss, they insist they don't want to know that child's gender."

"Now be careful Goliath or you will shoot your eye out."

'I fully support your goals, but I can't condone your methods.'

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

'Lot was told to take his wife and daughter and flee from Sodom.'

'Yeah, these will make us a little conspicuous -- That's the idea!'

'Methuselah is very depressed. The doctor gave him only 85 more years to live.'

Adam and Eve leave the Garden of Eden; 'Next stop, Bloomingdales!'

"Sorry Moses, but this is the wilderness. The promised land is 40 years the other direction."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Matthew, Mark, Luke, Peter. John you are out of order again."

Chastity Belts in the Garden of Eden

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Ten Commandments

The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Moses as a child.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions