Bible Study Enthusiasts Gifts

"Let's start a small group."

'I really don't know if I should. Jesus doesn't like money changers.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Ten Commandments

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Moses as a child.

The First Printed Bible

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Meet the Author

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Rocket Ark

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."