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"Let's start a small group."

'I really don't know if I should. Jesus doesn't like money changers.'

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Moses as a child.

Noah's ark, many lions

The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Meet the Author

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Rocket Ark