Biblical Studies Enthusiast Gifts

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'Leave Egypt? And lose our security deposit?'

'Oh-oh -- Adam's calling dibs on everything!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I've got writer's block."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"You call this a constitution?"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Ten Commandments

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"