Biblical Studies Gifts

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

'I assume we'll be on the honor system, right?'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

With the economic situation going from bad to worse Jonah decides to move back in.

"Which Is Better - To Eat From The Tree Of Knowledge And Get Kicked Out Or To Stick Around Here With Nothing To Talk About?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

"And a little something for the wife."

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

"Says WHO?"

'I rob Peter to pay Paul -- What do you do for a living?'

Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'

Noah's Ark: 'Two Vets Wanted.'

'Are you sure? - I only remember creating TWO of them.'

"No, Bobby, Moses did not DOWNLOAD the 10 commandments!"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Jacob's first attempt at deceiving Isaac.

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

"It's 'Honor thy Father and Mother', not brother!"

'Sorry...it just slipped !'

"Got any salt, Lot?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Everybody's out of compliance except the Israelites, and I'm beginning to worry about THEM.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Cavemen are puzzled by the Ten Commandments.

'Pirated commandments? Already?'