"Forget it! There's nothing about the right to bear arms."
Biblical Studies Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for a biblical studies aficionado? Our collection features clever and heartfelt products perfect for those who love exploring scriptures, theology, and biblical history. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find the ideal gift that honors their passion and intellect, making every day a little more meaningful and a lot more fun.
The Tree of Knowledge Updated
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
Moses on the web
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.
'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'
'Yes, all at once!'
No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.
'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
"You call this a constitution?"
'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'
"I've got writer's block."
Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.
"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."
Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
Adam and Eve on a Talk Show
"What? You broke number 3 already?"
Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"
The World's Biggest Book Club
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"
"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
'Can I download that as a PDF?'
Ten Commandments
The First Printed Bible
10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.
Biblical Studies Aficionado Gifts Collection
Biblical Studies Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty and inspirational designs inspired by biblical studies—perfect for every scholar’s morning brew.
Biblical Studies Aficionado Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that celebrate biblical themes—ideal for home decor or inspiring a scholar’s study or living room.
Biblical Studies Aficionado Prints
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Biblical Studies Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our fun and meaningful t-shirts for biblical studies lovers—great for sharing their faith and love of scripture with humor and style.