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"Forget it! There's nothing about the right to bear arms."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"I've got writer's block."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

"What did Jesus order?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"