Biblical Studies Enthusiast Pillows

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'Leave Egypt? And lose our security deposit?'

'Oh-oh -- Adam's calling dibs on everything!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"You call this a constitution?"

"I've got writer's block."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Ten Commandments

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

"What did Jesus order?"