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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Ten Commandments

Methuselah attends a job interview.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'Sorry Noah to get you out of retirement but you nip down to Somerset and give it the old 1-2.'

'I thought we agreed on a $50 maximum.'

'What's the penalty for backsliding?'

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

'Pass the salt, will you Lot?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Moses as a child.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Noah's ark, many lions

The First Printed Bible

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."