Biblical Studies Nerd Pillows

"Now, I don't mean to imply anything, but some of these seem an awful lot like the Code of Hammurabi...."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I've got writer's block."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Noah's ark, many lions

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"