Bible Story Nerd Pillows

'I heard you turned water into wine. What strain of yeast do you use?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Little Known Moments In History

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Sistine Selfie

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Regifts of the Magi

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.