Biblical Enthusiast Gifts

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

'This is quite a job description!'

'Sheesh! - and we thought the PHARAOH was a control freak!'

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

"Oh, great. Now I'll be late for work."

'Who knocked down the walls of Jericho.'

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"Wait for it."

'869 years isn't old, Methuselah. You're good for another hundred years.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Really? - You wrote these with ME in mind?'

David knew he had to make the first shot count. He couldn't take a chance with rock, stone and scissors.

'it's only fair to warn you -- He's omniscient.'

"'Genesis' was brilliant! I can't wait for the next installment."

Moses life jacket demonstration.

"He'll have abandonment issues."

'Oh yeah Well if we're the only ones here, then whose leaves are THESE'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Boy, will this drought ever end?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'I believe that's the Prophet Levi.'

''Chosen by God,' eh? - What's the catch?'

'Remember how you put Cain and Abel on the honor system'

True biblical stories.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Noah's Ark: Still built one at a time.

The Joy of Begetting