Bible Aficionados Gifts

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Ten Commandments

Moses as a child.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the Author

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Rocket Ark

"Hey samson, nice man bun."