Bible Aficionado Gifts

David meets Goliath's lawyer.

"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Moses as a child.

Biblical box office

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Ten Commandments

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The First Printed Bible

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Meet the Author

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Rocket Ark

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."