Bible Aficionado Gifts

David meets Goliath's lawyer.

"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Moses as a child.

Biblical box office

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Ten Commandments

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the Author

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'