Bible Studies Gifts

"Do I have one too?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"Wait for it."

After exiting the cave David was hiding in, King Saul felt a sudden draft.

'Wait a moment...I said a pair of dogs...not a pair of chihuahuas, a pair of poodles, a pair of beagles, a pair of...'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"It's your mother. It's the only way I could get a hold of you. You never answer your phone."

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"Don't take this wrong, we 5,000 are appreciative of the food, we just thought next time a little variety might be nice."

And on the seventh day He rested

"Then the angel Gabriel said to Joseph in a dream.. 'Behold, the virgin shall be with child and bear a son, and they shall call Him Emmanuel." "I thought His name was Jesus!?".

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

Noah was renound for his bad memory (Dinosaur Extinction)

"This is our most sophisticated Tower of Babel yet!"

Salome Birthday

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

Dont walk on the water

The Moses ten-step work-out.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Moses parts the sea causing Jesus, who is walking on water, to fall

"Well, I suppose I could outsource the work your people are performing to the Nubians, Moses."

Game time.

'Great, a 'Powerball ticket', I was hoping for something more like an olive branch...'

An eye for an eye for an eye for....

Moses at the urinal

Noah's Ark

"Do we get free refills on the manna?"

'On second thought, let's try flying one more time.'