Bible Studies Prints

"Do I have one too?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"Wait for it."

After exiting the cave David was hiding in, King Saul felt a sudden draft.

'Wait a moment...I said a pair of dogs...not a pair of chihuahuas, a pair of poodles, a pair of beagles, a pair of...'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

Noah was renound for his bad memory (Dinosaur Extinction)

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

"Don't take this wrong, we 5,000 are appreciative of the food, we just thought next time a little variety might be nice."

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"It's your mother. It's the only way I could get a hold of you. You never answer your phone."

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

'On second thought, let's try flying one more time.'

"Do we get free refills on the manna?"

Noah's Ark

Moses at the urinal

An eye for an eye for an eye for....

'Great, a 'Powerball ticket', I was hoping for something more like an olive branch...'

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

The Moses ten-step work-out.

Salome Birthday

Game time.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Moses parts the sea causing Jesus, who is walking on water, to fall

"Well, I suppose I could outsource the work your people are performing to the Nubians, Moses."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

All Night Frankincense

"But what if, you know, the Canaanites ALSO comply with these?"

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"