Bible Study Lover Gifts

"Not if I can help it!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Little Known Moments In History

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Ten Commandments

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Bible Bloopers

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'