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"Not if I can help it!"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Little Known Moments In History

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Ten Commandments

Bible Bloopers

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Caption Contest TK

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Noah's ark, many lions

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

The First Printed Bible

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'