Bible Lover Gifts

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Ten Commandments

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Christian and Born again Christian...

Moses as a child.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Meet the Author

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'