Bible Lover Prints

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Ten Commandments

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Noah's ark, many lions

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

The First Printed Bible

Moses as a child.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Meet the Author

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.