Bible Lover With A Twist Gifts

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Do it yourself books.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Little Known Moments In History

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

Tree Funeral

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

K9 Authors.

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Good book?'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"