Bible Lover With A Twist Gifts

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Do it yourself books.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

Tree Funeral

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

K9 Authors.

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

'Good book?'

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'