Bible Study Buffs Gifts

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Are we there yet?'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Ten Commandments

Caption Contest TK

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Bible Bloopers

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'