Bible Study Buffs Gifts

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Ten Commandments

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Look man, no wings!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Bible Bloopers

The First Printed Bible

Caption Contest TK

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."