Ecclesiastical Admirer Prints

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Shepherd and eurydice

"How can you be out of wings?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Love

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Sheep In Curlers

'Look man, no wings!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Arch of Triumph Save

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Dear Diary

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Ding and Dong.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Cat Heaven.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."