Ecclesiastical Admirer Mugs

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Shepherd and eurydice

"How can you be out of wings?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Love

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Look man, no wings!'

Sheep In Curlers

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Arch of Triumph Save

Dear Diary

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Ding and Dong.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"