Noble Pursuits Aficionado Gifts

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

The Origami Society...

Car joust.

Arthur Schopenhauer

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Sir Cowalot.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'Touching.'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Romantic knight.

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

God save the Queen.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'Can I have access to your ability to achieve?'

Country Pub Walk

Funeral for the Earl of Sandwich

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

"Have you ever checked out London?"