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"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

The Origami Society...

Arthur Schopenhauer

Car joust.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Sir Cowalot.

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'Touching.'

Romantic knight.

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

God save the Queen.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'Can I have access to your ability to achieve?'

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

Country Pub Walk

"Hmmm ... interesting bouquet. What is this swill?"

"Have you ever checked out London?"