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'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I welcome the discussion."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Cat with Crown.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Rolls Royce House and Car

Mouse King

'She'll be back!!!'

"The filthy rich"

"The Black Plague is getting worse, Sire, but the crime rate is WAY down!"

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."