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Funeral for the Earl of Sandwich

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"I welcome the discussion."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Cat with Crown.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Rolls Royce House and Car

Mouse King

'She'll be back!!!'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"The Black Plague is getting worse, Sire, but the crime rate is WAY down!"

Noel Coward

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."