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He's been impossible ever since his internet search showed he was 163rd in line to the throne

Ukraine Crisis

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Nato Membership

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

The Royal Wii.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'Touching.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

God save the Queen.

Baron de Munchausen

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

Emergency Route Down.

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

Funeral for the Earl of Sandwich

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

Prince Charles

"Hmmm ... interesting bouquet. What is this swill?"

Mountain Climber with a Butler

"Nobody talks about transcender issues."