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"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Teenage Angst.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Jenga!!!

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

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Atlas holds up a football.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

God save the Queen.

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'Staying Competitive in Business' Conference

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.