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The Royal Masquerade at Somerset House.

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

cayetana de alba

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

The Royal Wii.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Duchess

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Blue blood

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

Baron de Munchausen

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

God save the Queen.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

'Nobility vehicle'

huntsman on horseback

Two porters carry a king

Mountain Climber with a Butler