Noble Gamers Gifts

The Royal Wii.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Teenage Angst.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Jenga!!!

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

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Atlas holds up a football.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

God save the Queen.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'Staying Competitive in Business' Conference