Honorary Gamer Gifts

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Jenga!!!

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'It's my pseudonym.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"I actually prefer Richard..."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'