Gamer Atonement Gifts

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Jenga!!!

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

God playing with dolls.

Atlas holds up a football.

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'Don't think of it as being a scapegoat - think of it as being the go-to guy for blame absorption.'

'I'm sorry Turner, but the buck stops here.'

'I've decided to stop blaming society for my being here. I've decided to blame you!'