Gamer Poet Gifts

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

The October 31 Committee

Can I be Frank with you?

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I just know I have a great password in me."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

"We suck at this."

Beginner Level Escalators

Super Karamazov Bros.

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

In need of a wash...

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

"Wait -- you mean to say your NAME is Rich?"

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"

Roll Playing Game

Block Lives Matter

'It's Tom Ridge. He says we'll need to change our name.'