Gamer Poet Gifts

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"Guac-A-Mole"

The October 31 Committee

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

Beginner Level Escalators

"We suck at this."

Super Karamazov Bros.

In need of a wash...

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

Computer video dreidel.

Roll Playing Game

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"

Block Lives Matter

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

'It's Tom Ridge. He says we'll need to change our name.'

"Wait -- you mean to say your NAME is Rich?"

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"