Literary Gamer Gifts

Super Karamazov Bros.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Marco ..."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Sue the Author 3PM

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Moby Dick

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'